May you all have a happy, productive, healthy, loving and prosperous 2012. May you each add a million or two points to your pplus accounts. May you be rewarded with great esteem and sexual favors from the beautiful trivia groupies that congregate about your location as reward for your excellent play. May the spirits provide you with the answers you need in the Pyramid Round and the Final Strategies of the Tuesday Night Showdown games. May your host taverns appreciate what you do for them and rcompensate you with free drinks for all your wonderful accomplishments.

May all the Buzzies at NTN keep the business going for another year. May all the questions you encounter always be new ones and may your home bar continue to subscribe and keep the playmakers in good condition.

May your trivia cup overuneth with joy.

May you all have a happy, productive, healthy, loving and prosperous 2012..

Now, about those mythical trivia groupies...


FOG

Oh c'mon, you know those young lovlies that stand behind our barstools while we play, saying things like "Oooh! You're soooo smart!" when we bang one in our playmakers for a thousand. Sometimes pressing their nubile bodies against our backs while we're trying to focus on the game. Don't pretend it hasn't happened to you.

The problem is, they only want us for our minds. I tell them "Hey, I've got a body, too."

They make me feel so cheap.

Oh c'mon, you know those young lovlies that stand behind our barstools while we play, saying things like "Oooh! You're soooo smart!" when we bang one in our playmakers for a thousand. Sometimes pressing their nubile bodies against our backs while we're trying to focus on the game. Don't pretend it hasn't happened to you.